balm	But a lovely mummer!
whit	What harm is that?
lats	Look at the sea.
bast	Better ask Seymour that.
hats	Hockey at ten, sir.
paca	Pardoned a classical allusion.
posh	Percentage of salted horses.
docs	Dictates of common sense.
coots	Come out of them, Stephen.
bint	Beauty is not there.
swims	See what I meant, see?
taka	Take all, keep all.
dome	Dog of my enemy.
cots	Cup of tea soon.
haen	Ham and eggs, no.
halo	He approached Larry O'Rourke's.
ways	What are you singing?
isms	It suits me splendid.
mash	Make a summerhouse here.
tass	Then a sigh: silence.
rood	Relics of old decency.
hays	How are you, Simon?
laity	Learn anything if taken young.
hahs	Has anybody here seen?
lumps	Let us, Mr Power said.
qaid	Queen Anne is dead.
ichs	I could have said.
tofts	Tourists over for the show.
wats	What about that, Simon?
lits	Life is too short.
wast	Wetherup always said that.
wits	Where is the spirituality?
rocs	Rows of cast steel.
taos	The ace of spades!
cage	Cook and general, exc.
cosh	Cunning old Scotch hunks.
sals	Swagger around livery stables.
odes	Other dying every second.
soda	Same old dingdong always.
site	Sloping into the Empire.
twit	That's witty, I think.
sots	Sardines on the shelves.
jabot	Just a bite or two.
highs	Haines is gone, he said.
whom	We have our meeting.
gied	Glooria in excelsis Deo.
amid	A most instructive discussion.
oafs	O, a few shillings.
hiss	He is, Stephen said.
gams	Good afternoon, Mrs Sheehy.
sits	Say it's turn six.
sods	Scott of Dawson street.
teths	Twopence each, the huckster said.
roti	Reuben of that ilk.
game	gold asked more eagerly.
spar	She passed a remark.
goby	Go on, blast you!
wait	Which air is that?
sites	Souse in the ear sometimes.
hahs	he asked her, smiled.
thaw	Three holes, all women.
gids	Goddess I didn't see.
note	Nations of the earth.
wyns	What's your name, sir?
gits	Gerty is Tommy's sweetheart.
drat	Dislike rough and tumble.
chart	Children's hands always round them.
butt	Bag under their tails.
tans	Two and nine, sir.
lost	Like our small talk.
tact	Tell a cram, that.
caca	Cut and come again.
loss	Love's old sweet song.
slap	Stinks like a polecat.
halo	Half a league onward!
lota	Lily of the alley.
plus	Pyjamas, let us say?
bota	But of this apart.
loss	Love's old sweet song.
fats	FLORRY: And the song?
mots	Monks of the screw.
diss	Do it standing, sir!
weel	We eat electric light.
icky	I could kiss you.
shit	STEPHEN: How is that?
star	SIMON: That's all right.
naos	Noble art of selfpretence.
bots	Bottles out there, say.
oats	one asked the sailor.
airs	Am I right, skipper?
bots	Beware of the steamroller.
narc	Name, age, race, creed.
rive	rules is very easy.